Super Mario Galaxy

Super Mario Galaxy

: hawkstudios; November 24th, 2007

Current Location:: Batcave

Current Mood:: amused

So today I picked up Super Mario Galaxy for the Wii. Ananth came over and we started to play it. In the game, Mario can transform into Bee Mario, which allows him to buzz around and...

... attach himself to a giant prostitute looking bee and crawl around her crotch area....

yeah... awesome game!

Tags: games wii

( 13 comments — Leave a comment )

llewllynn

2007-11-24 05:29 am (UTC)

She also makes a kind of giggle-moaning sound when he's crawling all over her. It's creepy.

ananthymous

2007-11-24 05:33 am (UTC)

She wants Mario to help her "stop itching".

Lady, that's herpes. Mario can't do shit about herpes.

hawkstudios

2007-11-24 05:34 am (UTC)

lol

llewllynn

2007-11-24 05:35 am (UTC)

herpes looks like pieces of stars?
oh good, I'm clean!

mukdaddy12

2007-11-24 10:51 pm (UTC)

That's definitely getting metaquoted.

Crotch crawling

cyberskull

2007-11-24 07:32 am (UTC)

I think we've all done that. :)

sakutian

2007-11-24 08:06 am (UTC)

Can we be certain that's actually a female bee?

mothos

2007-11-24 08:09 am (UTC)

Wait until you see the giant space anus.

Giant Space Anus.

chaoswolf1982

2007-11-25 02:25 am (UTC)

That ought to be a band name.

Re: Giant Space Anus.

mothos

2007-11-25 02:38 am (UTC)

With their hit single "My queen bee's got a warp star in her cootch".

misterhatt

2007-11-24 12:29 pm (UTC)

So she's like the Queen bee, and he 'worships' her, its like from American Gods, only he doesn't get swallowed up by her genitalia, unless the Giant Space Anus kicks in and then...*brain rinse*